Identity Crisis: Navigating a Password-Protected World

My life is password protected. But whose life is it, anyway?



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I tried to tackle my to-do list today, but things haven’t worked out as planned.

Illustration by Dewey Saunders1. Pay mortgage.

I went to pay my mortgage but couldn’t remember my password. After asking for help, I was told I first needed to answer the following:

“What is your favorite food?”

My first thought was pizza. Then again, I really like tacos. I took a guess:

“Cheeseburger, medium-well.”

Apparently not. Seems the computer knows my taste buds better than I do, and I’ll probably end up in foreclosure.
 

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